Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: where are you from

You: my house

Stranger: me too

You: you were born in your house too?!

Stranger: no i was born in a hospital

Stranger: a crappy one

You: so you’re a liar

You: i see how it is.

Stranger: im sorry

You: YOU BETTER BE F*CKIN SORRY

Stranger: oh gosh

You: ILL R*PE YOU LIKE A F*CKIN DONKEY WITH A PEG LEG

Stranger: lovely

You: yup.

Stranger: a donkey with a pegleg?

Stranger: thats really unique

You: if thats what you want

Stranger: no thanks i’d rather not be raped

You: ah, mmk.

Stranger: well im going to go.. girls dont belong on the internet